Abigail was on the couch looking at her iPhone the other day when she suddenly put it down. The following conversation ensued:
Abigail:
“Damn, If only we were senior citizens.”
Me:
“Why?”
Abigail:
“If we were we could take part in a Pot Roast and Bingo night on Oct. 30th as a Halloween Party.”
Me:
“That sounds kinda fun actually.”
Abigail:
“I know right? How are we 65 already?”