About a month ago, the Supreme Court struck down Roe v. Wade.
Cards Against Humanity have always been known for its less than traditional way of doing things. If you’ll remember they once threatened to destroy a Picasso. This latest move is one of consequence that stands up for those who apparently need to be protected once again since SCOTUS basically stripped federal reproductive rights away from half of the US.
Nearly half the states wasted no time transforming themselves into forced-birth dystopias, where human beings are forced to carry unwanted pregnancies by the threat of imprisonment.
Cards Against Humanity decided to ask the people who live in these states what the frick they’re
thinking. Unfortunately, you will believe what they found out:
- Nine states (AL, AR, LA, MO, MS, OK, SD, TX, and WI) now have total abortion bans. But 6 in 10 people who live there don’t even know.
- Seven states (Al, AR, LA, MO, SD, TX, and WI) now ban abortion with no exceptions. 8 in 10 people who live in those states think there should be exceptions in specific cases. 6 in 10 people have no idea there are currently no exceptions.
- More than half of the anti-choice jerks want to imprison or execute women who get abortions.
- 1 in 4 think abortion should still be illegal even if the mother will otherwise die.
- Anti-choice jerks want to control your sex life. 7 in 10 of them think “casual sex” is a major problem.
- 6 in 10 anti-choice jerks also want to end the separation of church and state.
- Men in forced-birth states have no clue about ectopic pregnancy, a dangerous condition where an embryo implants outside the uterus. The condition can lead to the death of the mother if left untreated.
- 4 in 10 men in forced-birth states think pregnancy has four trimesters. Hint: It only has three.
Cards Against Humanity is donating 100% of Profits from these h***scape states to the National Network of Abortion Funds
Get all the details in the below statement from CAH:
Dear customers living in Alabama, Arizona, Arkansas, Florida, Georgia, Idaho, Indiana, Kentucky, Louisiana, Mississippi, Missouri, North Dakota, Ohio, Oklahoma, South Carolina, South Dakota, Tennessee, Texas, Utah, West Virginia, Wisconsin, and Wyoming,
Today, we are releasing some new packs. But while the packs were being printed, the Supreme Court overturned Roe v. Wade, and your state immediately turned itself into a dystopian forced-birth hellscape.
So we’re donating 100% of profits from orders to your nightmare-state to the National Network of Abortion Funds, plus $100,000 right now, to help the people most f**ked over by the Republicans in your state government. We don’t need your money.
We also wanted to know what on earth the people in your state were thinking, so we asked them a few questions. You will unfortunately believe what we found.
For the love of God, don’t forget to vote.
– Cards Against Humanity
What do you think? Is this a fantastic marketing campaign doing some good or are you an anti-choice jerk without a basic medical understanding of abortion? Let me know in the comments and on social.
Cards Against Humanity is the best! Sadly, I’m not surprised by the 60% ignorance rate of those states. Those states also tend to fall fairly low in the education/health-care/etc. rankings.