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Disclosure: I have partnered with Life of Dad  and Rogaine for this promotion. This post contains sponsored links. 

Hey Joel,

It’s me, you! I’m sending you this message from about 20 years in your future. Don’t panic. Life is great. There were some rough patches along the way, but things have turned out pretty much how you planned it. Your kids are doing well in school and industry. Your beer directory didn’t turn out exactly like you had hoped… it was even better! Hang on, though, your next project idea? Brilliant. Seriously. You may think it’s a bit out there. Just run with it. Trust me.

Now for a bit of warning. You’re a hard worker, Joel. Many people admire that about you, but you don’t take care of yourself enough. Get more sleep. Watch your diet. Those will be helpful things to focus on now in order to avoid some future issues. Some of the things that you think are worth losing sleep over really aren’t. Some are. Finish school. While it won’t be easy. You’ll be less stressed in the end and happier with life overall.

Then there’s this…

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You should pay more attention to your scalp. Hereditary hair loss is a progressive condition. If you don’t do something about it now, you’ll continue to lose more and more hair over time. Get some Men’s Rogaine® Unscented Foam. It treats hereditary hair loss which is seen as thinning at the crown of the head like you’ve got going on right now. Rogaine® is the #1 dermatologist-recommended brand for hair regrowth. It must be used twice a day, every day to maintain results. It’s available without a prescription at food, drug and mass retailers.

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Hereditary hair loss is permanent, and can be inherited from either the mother’s or father’s side. We can be honest, though, you know what side it’s from in the family. *cough, cough* Don’t be ashamed. 32% of men report hair loss by age 35. You turn 35 this year. Coincidence that I’m writing this version of you? I think not. Rogaine® Foam is the FIRST easy-to-use foam FDA-approved to regrow hair and is clinically proven to regrow up to 25% more hair in 3 months.

I know you’re expecting baby number two. And you think the second kiddo will change your life. Just wait until, number three. Oh? You’re only planning on two kids. Riiight. Good luck with that. You’ll love coffee a bit less and learn a bit more. Cheers!

Still Learning,

– Future Joel

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2 COMMENTS

  1. Good stuff. Tried Rogaine years ago but the front of my head is where the problem became the worst. I’m now known by my friends as “Gilligan” because of the “island” on the front of my head.

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